i'm not always sarcastic sometimes i'm asleep - kakadu plum

😴 sarcastic by day, sleep lover by night – this sweet yet bold scent is perfect for unwinding, relaxing, or pretending you’re not ignoring texts

🕯️ scent profile: juicy kakadu plum with a fresh, slightly tart kick

✨ 50+ hours of burn time – because naps should last, and so should your candles

♻️ hand-poured with eco-friendly soy wax in our reusable jars – sustainable, stylish, and nap-approved

🎁 perfect for: self-care days, mood-boosting, and gifting to your favourite sleep-loving, sarcasm-fuelled friend

flat-rate: $7.95 (free over $100)

no surprises here—just fast, reliable, tracked delivery straight to your door

• buy 2 = $37.05 each
• buy 3-4 = $35.10 each
• buy 5 or more = $33.15 each

discount applicable across all candles

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🍑 scent profile: kakadu plum – juicy, sweet, and slightly tart with a fresh, uplifting twist. a perfect balance of fruity fun and laid-back vibes—because sarcasm and naps go hand in hand

 🕯️ eco-friendly: made with natural soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn

💛 handcrafted with love: each candle is carefully hand-poured by our small Sydney-based team

♻️ reusable jar: enjoy your candle now, and repurpose the jar later—it’s sustainable, stylish, and perfect for anything from storage to decor!

burn time: 50+ hours
wax: 280g natural soy wax
jar: glass

what can i use my august & belle jar for after my candle has finished?

at august & belle, we create unique candles poured into beautiful, reusable jars—because sustainability should look good. once your candle has finished burning, your jar can be cleaned and repurposed for all sorts of things, like:

🌿 a plant pot or succulent holder

✏️ storage for stationery, makeup brushes, or cotton pads

🛍️ a chic container for jewellery, hair ties, or trinkets